Simon's Cat: The Box

  A quirky little video that perfectly captures the insane obsession that cats have when it comes to surprise contraptions that they can enter and/or dominate...

The Big-Haired Sisters Who Love The Lord

  Well, now. What can I say about this sexually-alluring trio of sisters from Open Skank, Minnesota? For starters, they really love them some praise-brunches. One can always count on them to be on-hand at weekend buffets, especially if tartar sauce is on the menu in any way. They can easily rally the luncheon contingent into a frenzy of worship and proper fashion choices. (This might have something to do with the scary possibility that one of them might whip their head in just the right manner that you can be decapitated in a moment's notice, so you better start praying for forgiveness, stat.)

  I'm so glad that they finagled a long-term contract with the Lord-loving record label, "Hotties For Haysoos". This will allow our lovely sisters, Abigail, Beatrice, and Chlamydia, to encourage the Christian Soldiers to march forth in a jubilant manner, fired up by the excessive consumption of cheese-based products. I'm sure that these erotic siblings will soon conquer the world with their harmonized witnessing. Especially if they utilize the weapons they must surely have stored in their hair buns. A good girl never leaves home without ensuring quick access to firearms. Praise be.